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Donald the First

His Imperial Majesty, Donald the First, by the Grace of the People, Emperor of the United States of America, Defender of the Constitution, Sovereign of the Fifty States and Territories, Lord of Liberty, Patron of Prosperity, Guardian of the American Dream, and Protector of the Republic. Republicans will tell you this is a bad idea.

Published on 2024-03-05 at 12:06:02